Moss’ Hut Controversy
In Moss’ hut…
Willow: Sooo… it was here in your hut, Moss, where Larch got all his ideas from?
Moss: Ohh nooo…
Oak: Where did you get that grave from?
Moss: It’s… Br…Brack… Bracken’s grave….
Willow: Bracken was never buried in your hut. Why would his grave be here?
Moss: I don… don’t know!!
Oak: Where did you get that flesh-being baby statue from?
Moss: Booo…booo.. booo….
Larch: Oh boolprop!!
Oak: Watch your mouth, sprout!
Moss: He means, boo.. boo… boolprop test… test… testing..cheats… enabled tr… tr… true.
Oak: Is that yellow box also part of the “Boolprop” contraption?
Willow: No, that box is what I asked him to work on…
A Benign Visitor…
Moss: (thinking) If we don’t pay up, they’ll take away our council chairs. Or worse still, our grill.
Treebeard: Good day, Pascal… I mean, Moss Rose. Is your Uncle Oak at home?
Moss: Wh-wh-who… are… you?
Treebeard: Just a friend from a neighboring forest.
Oak: Good day, young sprout. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you in this forest. I don’t suppose you’re older than Reed or Moss over there, but how did you grow such a long beard in such a short time after you matured?
Treebeard: I was spawned with it. (Oak is bewildered) Just kidding. It’s a result of a Hyde Dynamic patent.
Oak: What do you mean? 😮
Treebeard: I drank a special secret potion from the “forest” I come from.
Read the original A Garden of Roses by Vpetmad.
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